Since I got four pictures from  Damnitshuge that eventually had the story Lard of the Inebriated form around them for my St. Patrick's Day story this year, I figured I'd post all four for you to be able to enjoy independent of the story if you'd like.

This is the first of the pics, which features Zelda reclining with her big ol' belly, a bottle of booze, and a serious case of bedroom eyes. Below is an excerpt from the story from around where this picture appears.
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Link was wondering when Zelda would return. She had been out with her friends for quite a while now, and it was rather late in the night. He didn’t want to go to sleep without her, but he was getting rather tired. He went to the common room outside their bed chamber in the private royal residence suite in Hyrule Castle. There, he was met with quite the surprising sight.

“Hi… hic Link…” Zelda hiccupped.

Link gasped, turning rather red in the face. Part of it was from the fact she was basically nude with a giant, smooth tummy implying she’d eaten and already partly digested quite a lot. Bllluuuuuuurrrgle… A long, bubbly groan from her gut corroborated that theory. The other reason for his blush was because of the face Zelda was making. There was a hunger of a different kind in her eyes now: a clear desire for an intimate time with him.

-Lard of the Inebriated by  ZeldaNoVorsu

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